DOBBY STRETCHES, SIR.

Two different people this week have told me I look thin and I’m going home for the weekend...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:10:52 -0400

Two different people this week have told me I look thin and I’m going home for the weekend tomorrow and Ilya’s coming with me and I’ve got applications to write out and send back but everything seems to be okay and I’m happy.

Doesnt matter what it is. Its just not good for you.

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:49:57 -0400

I’m not going to get into the technicalities of smoking weed, but it’s not like it’s the worst I do to myself. I smoke. I drink. I occasionally have unprotected sex. I’m going to do awful things to my body, and I do awful things to my body, but they’re my choice.

I understand where you’re coming from but the basics of it from what I get, you don’t like it because it makes me unattractive. That’s pretty unhealthy in itself.

You would be so much more attractive if you didnt take drugs

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:53:00 -0400

Mate it’s a bit of weed, my arms aren’t heavily track-marked.

Chill. Smoke a j.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:43:36 -0400

We smoked the weed the homeless guy gave me. 10/10...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:34:46 -0400

We smoked the weed the homeless guy gave me.

10/10 decision.

(this is Rachael, she’s a babe(

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Mon, 20 May 2013 09:25:57 -0400

I’m not even an art student and I’m creased omgomg

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:25:33 -0400

I’m not even an art student and I’m creased omgomg

I’ve got a friend’s birthday tonight and it’s a chance to go get really drunk but...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:22:53 -0400

I’ve got a friend’s birthday tonight and it’s a chance to go get really drunk but really all I want is to chill but I understand once I become employed (hahahahahahahaa) the days of staying out until four and getting fucked off my face will be just a distant memory~

maybe no one invited you out because you're a bitch that bitches about everyone haha karma

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:20:00 -0400

aw you’re back <3333

yeah sucks that i’m probably going to see them tomorrow isn’t it haha~

Afternoon, babies. Today I have washed my hair. That’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:15:40 -0400

Afternoon, babies.

Today I have washed my hair. That’s about it.

Sleep is for the weak and people still in University.

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:30:20 -0400

Sleep is for the weak and people still in University.

good old hits

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:21:45 -0400

good old hits

I remember a few years back on The Apprentice when they had to create a product and sell it to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:03:28 -0400

I remember a few years back on The Apprentice when they had to create a product and sell it to retailers, and it went

“This company placed an order for this many”
etc etc

And the boys were ahead by about 300 orders until Karen went (to the girls’ team)

“Matalan placed an order for 10,000” and everyone shut the fuck up and my entire family laughed raucously around the television.

thatsanctimoniousbitch: onlyparkland: GoT - Khal Drogo &...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:39:33 -0400

thatsanctimoniousbitch:

onlyparkland:

GoT - Khal Drogo & Daenerys Targaryen

MY HEART

Oh.

As far as I’m aware, a girl I know who threw my friend under the bus once has been talking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:07:03 -0400

As far as I’m aware, a girl I know who threw my friend under the bus once has been talking about me and another friend to this girl we hate about the fact we’ve been talking about her. The irony and hypocrisy isn’t lost on me and I’ve been laughing about it for a million years.

War has been declared.

I’m already caught up on The Apprentice and ready to go to bed and be a professional adult in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:21:01 -0400

I’m already caught up on The Apprentice and ready to go to bed and be a professional adult in the morning and get a job in a hospital somewhere.

everyone went out to play in the sun today and i wasn’t invited ok that makes me quite sad...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:56:27 -0400

everyone went out to play in the sun today and i wasn’t invited ok that makes me quite sad but shh~

protegomypotato: teashoesandhair: boyfriday: Read More Um excuse me you have killer curves and a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:55:15 -0400

protegomypotato:

teashoesandhair:

boyfriday:

Read More

Um excuse me you have killer curves and a bodacious bod and you should never feel anything but FIERCE because you are more fierce than Beyonce and a lion put together in a room made of roars and leopard-print.

Agreed, I once saw that photo you put up of yourself in lingerie and damn, you looked so attractive. Be proud of who you are man, u r gorge

I want to touch your faces all over u r queens xo <33333

bitrude: does anyone else have that one pair of underwear that’s the most uncomfortable thing in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:48:03 -0400

bitrude:

does anyone else have that one pair of underwear that’s the most uncomfortable thing in the world and you forget every time and when you wear it again you’re like wTF THESE ONES AGAIN UGH

I have a pair of shorts like this and not only do they itch the V of my entire vagina but they’re so short half my arse hangs out and I look like I’m selling myself on the street corner.

sadsastark: kyle drogo i’m CACKLING oh my god

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:36:13 -0400

sadsastark:

kyle drogo

i’m CACKLING oh my god